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The Chemistry Understanders have made a chart!

You know what is certainly pretty dangerous and comes with health risks? Fucking mining! So even if these crunchy fascists were right about the chemistry part, it shows they're totally fine if someone else suffers long term health reprocussions

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[–] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 93 points 3 days ago (6 children)

Asbestos must be safe because it's mined naturally from the ground blob-no-thoughts

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 51 points 3 days ago (1 children)

No, it's the lab synthesized chemicals made specifically for human consumption in a controlled environment that's toxic, everything in nature evolved specifically for human consumption, like datura.

[–] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 13 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

If God didn't want me to snort it he wouldn't have put it on the earth. GIVE ME YOUR CONSTRUCTION DUST NOW

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[–] Aradina@lemmy.ml 34 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Its great fun to play with too!

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[–] Wheaties@hexbear.net 24 points 3 days ago

Arsenic is natural to

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 24 points 3 days ago (3 children)

legalize asbestos. its from da earf man

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[–] Sickos@hexbear.net 14 points 3 days ago

RIGHT!?

Like the mined talc from mines that had trace amounts of naturally occurring asbestos and is causing tons of ovarian cancers.

Lab made chemicals would have avoided that entirely.___

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[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 59 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Oh god it even has a dose of the PH grift.

Reminder that your body is not supposed to be alkaline and will just turn alkaline water into a neutral pH.

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 21 points 3 days ago

Watch Andromeda Strain you fools!

[–] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 16 points 3 days ago

actually The normal pH of most tissues is around 7.2-7.8, which is slightly alkaline.

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 65 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Dihydrogen Monoxide (DHMO) is a colorless and odorless chemical compound, also referred to by some as Dihydrogen Oxide, Hydrogen Hydroxide, Hydronium Hydroxide, or simply Hydric acid. Its basis is the highly reactive hydroxyl radical, a species shown to mutate DNA, denature proteins, disrupt cell membranes, and chemically alter critical neurotransmitters. The atomic components of DHMO are found in a number of caustic, explosive and poisonous compounds such as Sulfuric Acid, Nitroglycerine and Ethyl Alcohol.

[–] Bobson_Dugnutt@hexbear.net 22 points 3 days ago (2 children)

DHMO can cause asphyxiation if inhaled, and in its crystalline form, can cause your car's tires to lose traction. It should be banned!

[–] FishLake@lemmygrad.ml 22 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Um are we forgetting that DHMO has a 100% fatality rate after exposure? It can take a lot of years to manifest, but there’s never been a case of someone surviving after being exposed.

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 9 points 3 days ago

Everything and everyone that has come into contact with DHMO has died after ingesting it. We need to shut it down until we can figure out what's going on.

[–] prole@hexbear.net 12 points 3 days ago (3 children)

DHMO asphyxiation is the leading cause of death amongst sailors in the US Navy. Support our troops and write to your senators to ban DHMO today!

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I know it’s just a meme, but every time I see DHMO I think of heavy water.

[–] TheLepidopterists@hexbear.net 54 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

the chemical baking soda

My guy, everything is a chemical

kril-drained

[–] Tomorrow_Farewell@hexbear.net 43 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Chemical baking soda

Oh no! Those dastardly molecules!

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 23 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Molecule. It's just the one

[–] Tomorrow_Farewell@hexbear.net 23 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It was made in a lab! And we are all eating it!

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 12 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I think SpongeBob BC puts this whole issue to rest in an historical materialist context:

https://youtu.be/pAuZ56xsGPM

[–] reaper_cushions@hexbear.net 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Did we just witness the birth of a new site tagline?

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[–] sewer_rat_420@hexbear.net 48 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Dont use the 99.9% pure, well regulated product! Use the stuff we found in the dirt instead.

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 41 points 3 days ago

People who are worried about chemicals in their food trying as hard as they can to eat the most chemically uncertain food possible is a huge part of white culture. It's part of the whole creepy obsession with nature and purity being the same thing and it's no good folks. It's stinkin thinkin. Only leads down really really bad roads.

[–] Xavienth@lemmygrad.ml 38 points 3 days ago (1 children)

"Safe for consumption"

"Toxic"

MOTHERFUCKER IN WHAT DOSE

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 25 points 3 days ago

Where my mind went with this:

"Safe for consumption"

"Toxic"

Eating seeds as a pass time activity

The toxicity of our baking soda

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MOTHERFUCKER IN WHAT DOSE

lol I'm the most nature-woo-intangible-health-benefit person on this site and this is pure headcanon

nobody was consuming baking soda 10,000 years ago, you're not "adapted" to it in subclinical ways that science can't measure.

[–] Andrzej3K@hexbear.net 20 points 3 days ago

I tried baking soda once but the can exploded

[–] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 26 points 3 days ago (2 children)

What the fuck is Naturally Alkaline.

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 23 points 3 days ago

Fake redpill hippie nonsense. This is far from what I know about but really close to one of my best friends who woul for sure tell you the full details. Essentially they don't believe in the ph balance that is no4mal.for mammals. They're wrong and weird af

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 29 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Gotta be real, I didn't know baking soda could be mined until now. Based just on thst description I'm pretty sure I could Walter white that shit up outdoors with a campfire. Carbon loves bonding.

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[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 19 points 3 days ago

I think the Great Chinese empires of the time were right in calling Westerners barbarians.

[–] MF_COOM@hexbear.net 25 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)
[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 35 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

Bob's Red Mill guerrilla marketing campaign.

edit: this was a bit.

[–] MF_COOM@hexbear.net 28 points 3 days ago (3 children)

They're a worker coop right? Critical support

[–] propter_hog@hexbear.net 20 points 3 days ago (8 children)
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[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 15 points 3 days ago

That part is cool

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[–] miz@hexbear.net 13 points 3 days ago

what if it's a guerilla marketing campaign for Arm & Hammer aimed at liberals who see through it and pride themselves as "believing science" enough to know this is bullshit

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 24 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Facebook. All my good posts come from Facebook. It's a hilarious place now.

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