this post was submitted on 20 Dec 2024
978 points (96.7% liked)

Programmer Humor

38851 readers
48 users here now

Post funny things about programming here! (Or just rant about your favourite programming language.)

Rules:

founded 6 years ago
MODERATORS
 
top 50 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] devilish666@lemmy.world 42 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Every programming language has it's own weakness but we still learned it and pretend it will never happened to us.
Moral of the story : JUST LEARN PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE THAT CAN MAKE YOU MORE MONEY NOT THE ONE YOU LIKE, BECAUSE YOU NEED MONEY

[–] some_designer_dude@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago

“JavaScript” isn’t so bad with React + Next + Typescript + Lodash + …

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 30 points 10 months ago (5 children)

If a chicken could code, it would probably work like JavaScript. This is accurate.

When I had a flock, for example, sometimes one would flip over a bucket onto itself and then decide it must be night and go to sleep.

[–] lime@feddit.nu 11 points 10 months ago (2 children)

if a chicken could code, it would use CHICKEN.

[–] RagingHungryPanda@lemm.ee 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Oh this is actually a real thing I was rolling my eyes like "just show me the clicks and clucks in the code"

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 10 months ago

Like the cow one that's just a sequence of differently-capitalised moos.

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I wish I could go to sleep at any time of day with just a bucket.

load more comments (1 replies)
load more comments (3 replies)
[–] merthyr1831@lemmy.ml 27 points 10 months ago (1 children)

of there was proof that chickens could contribute to the Ecmascript standard I would probably stop being vegan tbf

[–] affiliate@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

if cows could be on the C++ committee i would eat nothing but hamburgers

[–] lowleveldata@programming.dev 26 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Wait, do vegetables have good feelings or evil ones??

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Even more evil, trust me, I lived with one once

[–] tpihkal@lemmy.world 23 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I find the hardest part about eating vegetables is getting around the wheelchair.

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Replace the bathtub with a cooking pot and you'll have your vegetables slide in just like that.

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Plop them on the bed first

[–] RagingHungryPanda@lemm.ee 4 points 10 months ago

Hol' up a minute

[–] pooberbee@lemmy.ml 24 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] muhyb@programming.dev 39 points 10 months ago

There is also PHP

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] thedeadwalking4242@lemmy.world 23 points 10 months ago (23 children)

I’ve been programming in typescript recently, and can I say. I fucking hate JavaScript and typescript. It’s such a pain so much odd behaviors.

[–] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 21 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I like custom types and them being able to follow custom interfaces; it makes for great type safety that almost no other language can guarantee!

What I'm saying is I'm learning Rust.

load more comments (22 replies)
[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago (2 children)
load more comments
view more: next ›