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[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Even more evil, trust me, I lived with one once

[–] tpihkal@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I find the hardest part about eating vegetables is getting around the wheelchair.

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Replace the bathtub with a cooking pot and you'll have your vegetables slide in just like that.

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Plop them on the bed first

[–] RagingHungryPanda@lemm.ee 4 points 2 days ago

Hol' up a minute