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nathan mahoney kills another ceo

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[–] Letsdothis@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 72 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You guys realize this company is tiny, right? The guy stabbed isn't some rich CEO. He just runs a machine shop. In Muskegon. Which is basically nowhere. Also, the guy is expected to live, and Nathan was arrested in 15 minutes. This story is no comparison, it's just sad.

[–] Akagigahara@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Definitely not very big, but tiny is an overstatement. https://andersonexpressinc.com/index.php?page=about-us, I would consider them small.

But yeah, to me, this seems more like a violent disagreement than anything on the level of the UHC shooting

[–] BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Oh, I saw all that. They probably have like, 4 engineers. Im in that industry, in the area. Never heard of them. Just looking at the fixtures and molds and stuff on their websites, I would be willing to bet they do well under $10M a year. Maybe even under $5M. Tiny.

[–] StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world 124 points 3 days ago (4 children)

His name better fucking be Mario.

[–] theangryseal@lemmy.world 27 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

The Marios of the world probably be thinking deep thoughts about right now…

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[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 249 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Class war finally coming out in the open? One can hope

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 50 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Since Europe does whatever 'merica does, I can't wait for this trend to arrive here.

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 38 points 3 days ago

Why wait? CEOs are killing thousands through their decisions right now and even more later through their actions. Theres no time to waste waiting!

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[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 66 points 3 days ago (2 children)

If I have to choose between an America where Executives live in fear that one day they could be the next headline, and one where the same thing happens but it's to school children?

Not much of a choice

[–] ComradeMiao@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 3 days ago

Easy choice

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[–] yesman@lemmy.world 195 points 3 days ago (5 children)

Workplace violence has always been a thing in the US. As a phenomena, it predates the era of school shootings. It's so common that I feel comfortable predicting that this man's motives were a personal grievance, not class warfare.

[–] Woht24@lemmy.world 36 points 3 days ago

I mean if school shootings are acceptable and there's the chance for many many victims, America should quite happily accept CEO murders to continue.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 24 points 3 days ago

Depending on the grievance it might still be "class warfare" depending on how loosely you define it.

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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 203 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (5 children)

All the companies I've worked for have said they're more like families. Families fight sometimes. I think all of these matters should remain between family members.

[–] Woht24@lemmy.world 26 points 3 days ago

DV is a serious and well known issue. These CEOs should've seen it coming.

[–] ODuffer@lemmy.world 26 points 3 days ago

A domestic you could say.

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[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 209 points 3 days ago (2 children)

with a knife under his ribs. He was transferred to a nearby hospital where he immediately underwent surgery and is expected to make a full recovery.

though.

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 113 points 3 days ago (3 children)

:(

Everyone, if you're stabbing someone don't leave the knife in. It's gonna block most of the bleeding and give the "victim" higher chances of survival

[–] ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 66 points 3 days ago (4 children)

And maybe twist if you have the time....

[–] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 51 points 3 days ago

And maybe twist if you have the time....

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[–] _LordMcNuggets_@feddit.org 40 points 3 days ago (2 children)

So you're saying I can remove it and stab again??

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 3 days ago (2 children)

As many times as you want!

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[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 40 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 42 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (10 children)

Yeah, but you also have to have a plan. Human beings are both incredibly tough and fragile at the same time, as long as the brain is getting blood a hospital can save you.

This is why if you stab a CEO you need to go for the neck and know where the arteries are. Heart is okay if you've got a real knife and know what you're doing but it's more effort than it's worth otherwise, and the one thing that won't work is stabbing them in the stomach ten times.

Gut wounds were death in the Before Times before antibiotics, now it's just unpleasant.

[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 36 points 3 days ago

This guy deposes

[–] Hazor@lemmy.world 27 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Suddenly realizing the anti-education efforts of the Republican bunch, the Koch's and all their ilk, is actually motivated by self-preservation. It's harder to know how to kill your overlords if you never learn about anatomy to know what parts are fragile. For example, you'd never know that cutting the femoral arteries can be every bit as fatal as the carotids, or that when targeting the heart/lungs a knife blade in a vertical orientation would just get caught in the ribs, or that puncturing both lungs would also be extremely bad.

A gut wound that reaches the abdominal aorta very well could be death, but how many people even know where it is?

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[–] Nastybutler@lemmy.world 94 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Boardrooms are the new classrooms, if you will

[–] Snapz@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago

CEOs are identifying as cats and demanding litter boxes to shit in during meetings. And a guy I know has a sister that told him she heard that somewhere.

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[–] hydration9806@lemmy.ml 81 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I wonder if this new trend will stop some CEOs from forcing RTO. Harder to stab over the computer 🤔

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 54 points 3 days ago (1 children)

No, they'll just WFH. They're important and make the rules, so clearly the rules don't apply to them.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 39 points 3 days ago (4 children)
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[–] Tin@lemmy.world 86 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

He probably gave them a membership to the jelly of the month club instead of a Christmas bonus.

[–] Nutteman@lemmy.world 19 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Top reference, I will always upvote the greatest christmas movie of all time

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[–] b161@lemmy.blahaj.zone 91 points 3 days ago

More like this please. Enough of these parasites destroying the planet and forcing us to live as slaves.

[–] Mechaguana@programming.dev 113 points 3 days ago (6 children)

Hey maybe school shootings will go down now

[–] ComradeMiao@lemmy.dbzer0.com 114 points 3 days ago (1 children)

CEO’s are the new classrooms

[–] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 39 points 3 days ago (6 children)

And then congress with actually do something about it...

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[–] wildcardology@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago

I'm holding off on the celebration until I know the reason for the stabbing and what kind of person the president is.

[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 26 points 3 days ago

it's starting

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 55 points 3 days ago

One one way violence will be tolerated in the workplace, and it's not from the lower class!!

/s

[–] uberdroog@lemmy.world 61 points 3 days ago (3 children)

They make tank parts, fyi.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 34 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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[–] AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago

CEOs rethinking RTO

[–] Spitzspot@lemmings.world 49 points 3 days ago (4 children)

I'm assuming he cancelled Christmas bonuses.

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[–] GhiLA@sh.itjust.works 32 points 3 days ago
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