OP casually walks by pelicans and hears the Mortal Kombat music begin playing
this post was submitted on 13 Dec 2024
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Sometimes it's really refreshing to read shit like this and take a break from all the doom posts. Thanks.
Why is this comment section full of people ridiculing the question in a community called "no stupid questions"? Like, isn't the entire point here to be able to ask questions that you worry might be stupid without being ridiculed for it?
Every dedicated "ask questions" community I've ever participated in has had a nonzero amount of users who seem to only show up to bitch and moan that, shock! people are asking questions. I don't get it either.
Pelicans have hollow bones. You'd be able to easily break it in half if there was a real fight.
The best way to fight is to prevent it from happening in the first place. I would recommend carrying an air horn or whistle and use the noise to scare it off.
I deal with a lot of unleashed dogs around here going after my dog so I'm already carrying pepper spray. it's too bad avians are immune to it.
actually it's not THAT bad. pepper spraying a seabird would probably end up with it drowning because it can't see where it's flying
I don't know if he'd fuck you per se. But he might make sweet sweet love to you
Cue the Barry manilow
Who in the sweet fuck is boning to Barry Manilow?!
this person was obviously seeing your mother last night
She's dead, so this only deepens my curiosity.
society as a whole has agreed that "yo momma" jokes are not actually about the other party's mother. people like you who break that convention gets this
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