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[–] meeeeetch@lemmy.world 42 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If they open too many more they'll just have one big front.

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Like having 9 Starbucks and 12 subways in a town of 20k.

[–] Bronzebeard@lemm.ee 34 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hiding behind America's legs as you swipe at all your neighbors is not fighting a war.

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 week ago

Eh, it works. Well, at least for the one guy making it happen.

[–] mo_lave@reddthat.com 31 points 1 week ago

8 fronts

Blood for the Blood God, Skulls for the Skull Throne

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago

American tax payers who can't afford bread: "And I helped!!"

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago

Bibi's entire job security relies on keeping Israel in conflict.

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

if fronts were credit cards, they need to get a consolidation loan

[–] Rozz@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] BearGun@ttrpg.network 5 points 1 week ago

Just a few more fronts and they'll combine into one, which is typically known as "the border"

[–] BossDj@lemm.ee 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Could this be the "are we the baddies?" moment?

[–] BearGun@ttrpg.network 9 points 1 week ago

HA!

sorry, that wasn't quite right.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Bibi doesn't do moral quandaries, bro. He wouldn't even understand the question.

[–] nesc@lemmy.cafe 15 points 1 week ago

Just one more front, bro, it's all coming together.

  • Germany, 1916 and 1942

Hey man, can you front me an 8th?

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Die Geister, die ich rief,
Werd' ich nun nicht los.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

Not beating the Nazi comparisons, huh.