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[–] sneezycat@sopuli.xyz 50 points 1 week ago (7 children)

mg is milligrams, magnesium is Mg

(yes I'm fun at parties)

[–] lugal@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

This guy has zero milligrams of magnesium

[–] sus@programming.dev 10 points 1 week ago

Time for a joke about zero Megagrams

[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Makes it a good triple-entendre this way though.

[–] cogman@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Layers, layers everywhere

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago
[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

0mg, O’ Mg? Omg!

[–] lime@feddit.nu 2 points 1 week ago

oh me too we should hang out

[–] MisterFrog@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I like go in add spaces between the value and the unit in documents other people have prepared, when they write 50°C or something. The standard says there should be a space: 50 °C

Non-breaking spaces, even better in my opinion 😘👌

(Alt+0,1,6,0 on the numpad for all my homies using Windows at work)

Don't get me started on people using O's with super script to get degrees, drives me nuts. (Alt+2,4,8, or find it in the MS Word symbols menu ffs)

[–] Zagorath@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

On platforms that support it (Reddit definitely did, and I suspect Lemmy will), you can enter the nonbreaking space with  . 0 mg.

[–] MisterFrog@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Pretty sure all platforms support no break space, just that you have to go copy the unicode character if you don't have a shortcut for it

It's U+00A0

[–] mariusafa@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I do not depend on plebian MS shit, praise TeX and LaTeX!

[–] MisterFrog@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

My main point was leaving space between values and units. And know many of us have no choice but to use MS at work haha

I better not catch you not leaving space between your values and units no matter the writing software

[–] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Shit doc, how’s my potassium?

[–] Wild_Mastic@lemmy.world 33 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)
[–] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Wild_Mastic@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Don't worry though, you still have A vitamin

[–] Flamekebab@piefed.social 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] tonyn@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago

Your body runneth out of Magnesium

[–] HKPiax@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] ChilledPeppers@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Show me your 🅱️ass

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Magnesium makes me poop 💩