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[–] GreenSkree@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (5 children)

They missed so many opportunities to make it actually a nightmare. Adding these should help...

Standard plan:

  • 2 DPI settings. (50, 32000)

Premium plan:

  • 3 DPI settings! (50, 100, 32000)
  • Ad Free!

Pro-gamer plan ($45/mo)

  • Mouse acceleration toggle
  • 1 customizable DPI settings (more available @ $5/mo each)
  • Middle mouse click functionality unlocked! (Bound to backspace. Customizable binding @ $2/mo)
  • AI tooltips to suggest when/where to click next. ($5/Mo to disable)
  • Cloud backup*

*Requires Internet connection. Mouse falls back to standard plan and settings when not connected. Requires device reboot to re-enable subscription after disconnect.

Edit: formatting

[–] dutchkimble@lemy.lol 1 points 3 weeks ago

At least this provider gives unlimited free scrolling!

[–] Archer@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

How long could a mouse take to reboot, Michael? An hour?

[–] negativenull@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Thanks Satan

[–] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

$10 for unlimited scrolling!

[–] tja@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 weeks ago

No, you can't disable AI, because "people want that" ™

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This is close enough to reality that I'm irritated.

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Close enough? Ma dude, Logitech really wanted to do this shit, but has to backpedal after getting massive flak.

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

I didn't believe you so I googled it and you are correct. For fuck sake...

[–] cmrn@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh god oh no I used my last click now I can’t select a plan

[–] Anti_Iridium@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Yes you can! Only $0.10 per additional click!

[–] ByteMe@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

And how will I click that? Oh, it's automatic! For our convenience!

[–] YoorWeb@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

"remind me later" works only if you double click it.

[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Do not read aloud from a book that summons demons. Not even as a joke.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)
[–] BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 0 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Well, that's the dumbest thing I've read in a while. I have a Trackman from 2004 that's still plugging along, no subscription software updates required. If your stuff isn't shit, it lasts forever anyways.

[–] psud@aussie.zone 1 points 2 weeks ago

I have a mouse that plugs into a COM port as my 286 doesn't have USB or PS/2. I'm not entirely sure how old it is, but I'd be surprised if it post dates 1990

Anyway, good luck making a forever mouse when the main cause for replacing mouses is their connector being out dated

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 1 points 3 weeks ago

I can navigate with keyboard shortcuts.

[–] synapse1278@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

It's all fun and games, until it becomes real and people buy it, then all competitors align and it's the new norm.

[–] Gorusnor@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 weeks ago

☹️ but i cant click to subscribe.

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Saik0Shinigami@lemmy.saik0.com 0 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The image is of a Logitech MX master. But yes the meme is very HP coded.

[–] mipadaitu@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Saik0Shinigami@lemmy.saik0.com -1 points 3 weeks ago

I'm aware. But Logitech backed down on it. HP wouldn't have.

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 1 points 3 weeks ago

What will Premium Plus get for me?

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[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I've managed to pay under $20 for all I can click mice. They last more than a year typically. Even with tariffs, I'm getting a chinese mouse, and y'all can f the f off.

[–] Mesophar@lemm.ee 1 points 2 weeks ago

That honestly sounds like a bad deal. Before recently replacing it, I had a $35 dollar mouse that lasted through 12 years of heavy gaming. Either you are inhumanly rough on your mice, or you might want to spend a little bit more for something quality.

[–] fox@feddit.org 1 points 3 weeks ago

Living in 2024, I'm not even sure if this is a joke or not. I wouldn't be surprised if there's a subscription for damn oxygen soon. Oh, wait, that's taxes!

[–] problematicPanther@lemmy.world 0 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] maiskanzler@feddit.nl 0 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Nah, I already got the 24,99 family plan that includes 500 premium clicks every month. I just hope they don't follow through with their crackdown on account sharing.

[–] Rubanski@lemm.ee 0 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

What do those premium clicks do?

[–] Test_Tickles@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

When you click a button it's actually two events, a button down and a button up. That is how you are able to grab something and move it, by clicking and holding and then later releasing.

Premium clicks include both the button down and button up events. Non-premium clicks are button down only.

[–] maiskanzler@feddit.nl 1 points 2 weeks ago

Remember to unclick your buttons if you're not paying for premium clicks. You wouldn't want to continously keep reordering toilet paper from Amazon, would you?