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But like real question: Why do people ask these type of questions?

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[–] treefrog@lemm.ee 25 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (1 children)

I changed my down vote after I read the rest of your post.

I've killed lots of animals. So yes.

Flies and mosquitoes for instance. I try not to anymore, but mosquitoes are hard not to murder.

[–] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I think I've genocided a bunch of bacteria.

If bacteria could talk, they'd call me hitler.

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[–] Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works 10 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

In many jurisdictions there is a big difference between murdering and killing. Murder it’s almost always a giant no-no. The killing angle would more likely get you some stories. There’s a tumblr (?) thread about women offing their husbands etc for some pretty reasonable reasons - although, honestly, a lot of those were probably murder; now that I think of it.

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[–] shinigamiookamiryuu@lemm.ee 9 points 16 hours ago

There was someone I know who died of covid, and there is reason to believe I was the one who gave it to them. I remember frantically rereading scripture after that for an assessment to get an idea of the weight of that. I don't like the thought.

I would tell you but then I would have to kill you.

[–] snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world 4 points 15 hours ago

I murdered a double cheeseburger and fries earlier this week.

[–] Monster96@lemmy.world 5 points 16 hours ago

I just murdered a bunch of people. Two people in rapid succession actually. But then I got ran over and was murdered. When I woke up again, I ran to murder the murderer who murdered me but then was murdered by another murderer who murdered my murderer friend.

So I rage quit and turned off Halo.

[–] lvxferre@mander.xyz 6 points 17 hours ago

Once in a dream I murdered an old man. He was trying to stop our tomato fight inside the library. Then my buddies and I buried him in the garden, to resurrect an ancient god. And in the place where we buried him, a huge palm was born - but instead of leaves, it had the old man's face sculpted in wood.

None in real life though.

[–] Deconceptualist@lemm.ee 3 points 16 hours ago

No, I stick to rEdRuM

[–] urheber@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 15 hours ago (4 children)

they ask because theyre bots

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[–] mp3@lemmy.ca 4 points 17 hours ago

My wife, after being dutch-ovened under the blankets.

[–] CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world 4 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I murdered a housefly today that has been taunting me for three days. Like with my bare hands. It’s the best thing I’ve done all week. I’m taking the rest of the week off.

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[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 1 points 13 hours ago

Well I may have done shock combo on a guy on Deck17 causing him to explode.

It's ok though he got me back in Rankin

[–] horse_battery_staple@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago

Engagement, boredom, distraction.

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 1 points 15 hours ago

I murdered a cow for its nice marbled brisket.

Just kidding, it was prime rib. Dry-aged and cooked rare.

[–] chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

2 girls in Magdeburg near Buttergasse

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