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Beer is stored in the balls (feddit.de)
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[–] Pons_Aelius@kbin.social 56 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Most food is like that when you think about it.

Bread rises due to yeast farts.

Eggs are well, eggs.

All fruits are ovaries.

Cheese is rotten milk.

etc. etc. etc.

[–] Dkarma@lemmy.world 34 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Air??? You mean plant shit?

HEY EVERYONE YOURE BREATHING PLANT SHIT

[–] Sheeple@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

AND THE PLANTS EAT MY LUNG SHIT

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

It’s shit eating all around.

[–] Dkarma@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Oh shit!

[–] argh_another_username@lemmy.ca 24 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Honey is bee vomit.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

And mead is the best form of wine; it is vompee. QED.

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago

Don't even get me started on mushrooms

[–] dulce_3t_decorum_3st@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Trump looks like he just sharted in the last pic

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Fun fact: 21/7, he's continously sharting.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

The remaining 3 hours of the day, he's literally shitting the bed.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

All that McDonald’s and being regularly ass fucked by Putin keep his sphincter nice and loose.

[–] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

And if you drink beverages carbonated naturally via fermentation you're drinking yeast farts

[–] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

TIL I'm into watersports.

[–] persolb@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago

Why was Trump being interviewed by one of the Supermen from the Flash TV show crossover?

[–] lolcatnip@reddthat.com 3 points 2 years ago

I will forgive you for making me look at Trump. This time.