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Beer is stored in the balls (feddit.de)
submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by Oiconomia@feddit.de to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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[–] Pons_Aelius@kbin.social 56 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Most food is like that when you think about it.

Bread rises due to yeast farts.

Eggs are well, eggs.

All fruits are ovaries.

Cheese is rotten milk.

etc. etc. etc.

[–] Dkarma@lemmy.world 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Air??? You mean plant shit?

HEY EVERYONE YOURE BREATHING PLANT SHIT

[–] Sheeple@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

AND THE PLANTS EAT MY LUNG SHIT

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

It’s shit eating all around.

[–] Dkarma@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Oh shit!

[–] argh_another_username@lemmy.ca 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Honey is bee vomit.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

And mead is the best form of wine; it is vompee. QED.

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

Don't even get me started on mushrooms

[–] dulce_3t_decorum_3st@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Trump looks like he just sharted in the last pic

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Fun fact: 21/7, he's continously sharting.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

The remaining 3 hours of the day, he's literally shitting the bed.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

All that McDonald’s and being regularly ass fucked by Putin keep his sphincter nice and loose.

[–] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

And if you drink beverages carbonated naturally via fermentation you're drinking yeast farts

[–] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

TIL I'm into watersports.

[–] persolb@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

Why was Trump being interviewed by one of the Supermen from the Flash TV show crossover?

[–] lolcatnip@reddthat.com 3 points 1 year ago

I will forgive you for making me look at Trump. This time.