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Most food is like that when you think about it.
Bread rises due to yeast farts.
Eggs are well, eggs.
All fruits are ovaries.
Cheese is rotten milk.
etc. etc. etc.
Air??? You mean plant shit?
HEY EVERYONE YOURE BREATHING PLANT SHIT
AND THE PLANTS EAT MY LUNG SHIT
It’s shit eating all around.
Oh shit!
Honey is bee vomit.
And mead is the best form of wine; it is vompee. QED.
Don't even get me started on mushrooms