My dad eating cereal. Every spoonful was slurped loudly.
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Cottage cheese with nuts in it.
Bananas.
Ice cubes
Peanuts
Ribs. It's ribs.
Oysters
they're eating the ~~cat~~pussy
You want them to eat cats? In this political climate? 😄
My captor must have had experience working help desk. I've endured people eating chips and sandwiches, chewing gum, and sniffling with stopped up sinuses right in my ear, while trying to focus on fixing their computer.
apples
nuclear samyang buldak (spicy noodles).
they have to eat it japanese style where they have to slurp. i think the sounds would be too tempting asmr.
My ex-MIL has TMJ and chews with her mouth open so I’d say her eating kettle chips, jaw clicking with every bite.
Doesn't matter what they are eating. Their mouth is open and they are mouth breathing as they chew.
Make it garlic then, just to be sure
I dont care what they are eating, but they are eating it in one of these
The sound of these things opening gives me nightmares
Ramen. And they are slurping like an 85 year old man who hasn't had to care in 6 decades.
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CRAB!
My hubs loves them so I get to sit across the table and listen as he brutally cracks open his food.
You know what they do with the legs, yeah?
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Itt: people with Misophonia.
Spoonful after spoonful of cereal with milk. Nothing worse
Honey. Licking makes me want to remove my ears
Sand
My stepdad - generally an okay Rick Moranis type and a wizard at the penny stocks - had a quirk. We found out he specifically hated people sucking the sauce off their fingers after eating chicken wings; that kind of thing.
Oh God, we were relentless.
Cottage cheese.
dim sum and they have a clicky jaw
Their words.
Tete de Veau
Literally anything. They don't have to exaggerate their mouth sounds either. I have misophonia.
Pudding, with their fingers
Preferably the captor