Lots of changes. Not much on the outside, but fix breakable/broken stuff, be more efficient, this kind of things. Not having to worry about your own body betraying you seems like a good idea.
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Make my spine double jointed and I'd never leave the house.
how many of us would be furries? Statistically speaking, i want an answer.
i love fucking with people, so it's an obvious choice.
Become monke that way I don't have to think anymore.
Never change a running system. Even small changes may have unexpected consequences, if the machine is as complex as our bodies...
How do you "reboot", medically-induced coma?
you can not.
just think about it: 80 to 100 years uptime, no reboot, no fall back system, not even a cold spare. and you want to change something while its running? madness! maybe if you are very lucky you may be able to replace some of the internal components.. but not to upgrade, only if your on the risk to loose the whole system...
I’d get a new bum. Mine’s cracked.
MEND BUTTCRACK
You could become the unibummer.
I would like to have the enzymes that would allow me to drink alcohol. :(
Alcohol sucks and makes people feel bad, you're not missing anything
I agree. Everything people think it improves, it does not. Its an illusion
No body hair, and a higher pitch voice (because my singing is GOD AWFUL). That's all.
I'm one of two women in my extended family that I know of who don't have any hair in our armpits, something I'm very thankful for.
If I choose to remain a woman: add 2 more inches to my height, lose the genetic stomach fat, improve ability to build muscles. Maybe less curlier hair.
If I choose to become a man: late 20s, dark wavy hair, 6'5, lean build but not skinny. Wanna be a target version of Michael Scofield, basically.
I’m not even that tall and my height causes issues. People love tall until you try to fit in an airline seat, regular sized car, fit on a bicycle, or buy clothes that don’t need to be custom tailored. Not to mention how often I hit my head on things. And finally it kind of sucks that people are almost always initially intimidated by me based on size, hard to get part that first impression.
Yeah. But, you know, most girls like a tall dude. And I wouldn't mind being part of their fantasies.
totally change stuff. remove the miopia. give me the ability to tan. anything else I could do what is clearly improvements. I would keep the overall look the same. like I would not change anything that could not do better practicality wise. I would not just change for looks.
There is some stuff you can buy called Melanotan that will give you the ability to tan.
It's what Rachel Dolezal used to impersonate a black person
Apparently it also makes you super horny but this is highly suspicious and it go to evidence at best
I doubt taking it orally will get it into my skin.
You have to inject it.
yeah. thats not going to be happening.
No more garbage genetics please. EDS, pots, ADHD, probably autism (on the waiting list for testing), chronic stomach troubles, depression, anxiety, hormone imbalances, PCOS, chronic pain, inflammation, weak loose skin. All that can go fuck right off forever and die. Once my body actually worked, and looked like it wasn't cursed from the get go, I think I might actually like it. Mostly. Might like an androgynous unit for daily living and a feminine one for sexy times. Both thoroughly muscular of course. Gotta get that muscle tone. If we went for non human stuff on top of that, wings. Huge fuck off dragon wings. None of that Superman flying shit, I wanna FEEL the flight. Hell, I'd probably actually be able to enjoy doing any physical activity if my fucking body wasn't so, so breakable. Really I just wish I wasn't in so much pain.
i was gonna say the same. just wanna be pain free😭