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[–] can@sh.itjust.works 132 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Waiting for the day republicans start installing separate gendered bathrooms in their homes.

[–] TheSaus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 68 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Me on my way to ground my son for using the FEMALE bathroom when he’s a MALE (i am a very good parent)

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 32 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Don't tell dad that I sit down to pee almost exclusively.

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 12 points 5 months ago (5 children)
[–] Rozz@lemmy.sdf.org 14 points 5 months ago

My pants are less wet and my bathroom is cleaner

[–] Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 5 months ago

Pretty chill

Especially in the morning or evening

Plus it's better for your bladder health

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago
[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

convenient when i suddenly need to take a dump as well

[–] SeekPie@lemm.ee 2 points 5 months ago

Also on the toilet it's Lemmy scrolling time.

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[–] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 47 points 5 months ago (1 children)

This is absurd. The estrogen lab should be switched with the sexb4marriage lounge, so i can watch boywives in their kitchen at leisure, and take the estrogen to use in the trans bathroom efficiently.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 months ago

Also, obviously you don't want the lounge opening right into the bathroom. Unless that's your thing, but then you should just convert your gay room into a multipurpose area.

[–] ChillPenguin@lemmy.world 41 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Imagine having a whole ass lounge dedicated to sex before marriage. Living the high life.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 19 points 5 months ago

I dunno, seems really inconvenient to me. What if you decide to get married at some point? I would just build a sex-regardless-marriage room, to get a little potential future-proofing done.

And maybe expand the gay room a bit.

[–] psychonova@lemmy.blahaj.zone 40 points 5 months ago (4 children)

wait doesn't everyone just have a closet full of abortion???

[–] dustyData@lemmy.world 16 points 5 months ago

I'm more of a walk-in abortion kind of person.

[–] bolexforsoup@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

No no this is for performing them, not for trophies. Common mistake

[–] frezik@midwest.social 9 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Lots of coat hangers in there.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It's just where they keep the vacuum.

Thoomp!

[–] psychonova@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 5 months ago

so that's why it's always clogged

[–] match@pawb.social 3 points 5 months ago

you mean a medicine cabinet??

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 37 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Where's the secular "zen" room?

[–] passepartout@feddit.org 22 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Don't know, I'll be in abortion if you're looking for me!

[–] modifier@lemmy.ca 13 points 5 months ago

I'm telling mom you keep hogging abortion.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 32 points 5 months ago (2 children)

A kitchen just for me?! 🥺

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 18 points 5 months ago

For us, comrade.

[–] match@pawb.social 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

With attached abortion, for convenience

[–] NuWuX@sh.itjust.works 12 points 5 months ago

How else are we expected to make my famous tomato soup?

[–] ky56@aussie.zone 28 points 5 months ago (3 children)

So a republicans house is just this but every room is labeled guns?

[–] frankgrimeszz@lemmy.world 15 points 5 months ago

There’s the prayer / wife beating room, the incest / strictly missionary only room, the bathroom where wiping or cleaning your ass is forbidden, and the Fox News while drinking Lonestar and shooting at rats room.

[–] passepartout@feddit.org 15 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Guns and christianity maybe.

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[–] TurtleJoe@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

Gotta put the trucks somewhere, too.

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 27 points 5 months ago

The Trans bathroom looks just like my bathroom. Wtf I'm shook.

[–] Neato@ttrpg.network 26 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I mean who doesn't have a gay room these days?

[–] Voroxpete@sh.itjust.works 28 points 5 months ago (1 children)

More importantly, why is the gay room so small? You can barely get any gay in there.

[–] NoIWontPickAName@kbin.earth 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] alquicksilver@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

Tell Gerry to m(e)ander his way out so the rest of us can have a turn in the gay room.

[–] Pencilnoob@lemmy.world 23 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Let's not overlook the weed porch

[–] Deconceptualist@lemm.ee 16 points 5 months ago

Excuse me, that's the weed patio. The hookah goes on the porch.

[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 5 months ago

Oh no that's horrible, where is this house... So I can avoid it :3

I'll be on the weed smoking patio. Wake me up in three days if I'm not back.

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 15 points 5 months ago

To be fair, the only way to afford a place like this is to run some sort of lab out of it.

[–] jbk@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 5 months ago

bidens america

[–] mydoomlessaccount@infosec.pub 9 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I like to go to my gay room and just kind of sit and stare at the wall and think about stuff. It doesn't accomplish anything.

[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I mean, I'd probably want a door.

[–] Daxtron2@startrek.website 5 points 5 months ago

In this economy??

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 5 months ago

I spent a lot of time in the boywife kitchen, but the abortion pantry just has snacks. I guess we sleep in the Sex Before Marriage Lounge? I'd swap the Gay Room and the Estrogen Lab. I surf Lemmy and do more science in the Gay Room, and my sweetheart hangs out in the Estrogen Lab.

The bathroom is trans, yes. There's a second (cis) bathroom.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

I’d rather just smoke in the house.

[–] Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee 5 points 5 months ago

Sounds nice. What's the neighborhood like?

[–] librejoe@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

It is true though...

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