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Now that DuckDuckGo is out. Give me your search prompts and I'll answer them as best I can. That includes images (based on what I have saved on my PC). So what is it you wish to know or see? (lemmy.world)

submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) by FatTony@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

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Edit: Due to popular demand FatTony Search servers are down for the time being. but has gone open source just in time (Yes that's how it works 😡) . You may now get responses from other users. Servers will be back up some time later.

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[–] jeena@jemmy.jeena.net 160 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Do a barrel roll

[–] FatTony@lemmy.world 304 points 6 months ago

🙂 🙃 🙂

[–] Creddit@lemmy.world 136 points 6 months ago (1 children)

FatTony Search engine is it down or just me

[–] FatTony@lemmy.world 135 points 6 months ago

It's loading.

[–] Creddit@lemmy.world 111 points 6 months ago (4 children)

Walmart near me

[–] FatTony@lemmy.world 241 points 6 months ago (2 children)

[–] kboy101222@sh.itjust.works 61 points 6 months ago (5 children)

Still more accurate than bing maps

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[–] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 93 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Hot MILFs in my area (Yukon)

[–] FatTony@lemmy.world 186 points 6 months ago

[–] Creddit@lemmy.world 90 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Mark Zuckerberg now a backstreet boy

[–] FatTony@lemmy.world 207 points 6 months ago (3 children)

I don't know who the backstreet boys are but here you go:

[–] originalfrozenbanana@lemm.ee 185 points 6 months ago (15 children)

You fucking what

Oh god

Oh fuck I’m so old

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 68 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

So this is what it feels like.

Edit: I'm going to take this moment to let those of you who are not aware know how how many hits Max Martin wrote in the '90s and beyond.

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 50 points 6 months ago (5 children)

You are, my fire

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[–] Oha@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 85 points 6 months ago (6 children)

how to exit vim?!

[–] FatTony@lemmy.world 120 points 6 months ago

Unplug the virtual cable.

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[–] sleepyTonia@programming.dev 77 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Where did the duckduck go?

[–] FatTony@lemmy.world 112 points 6 months ago (1 children)

To the other sideside.

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[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 72 points 6 months ago (5 children)

Do kids still say music slaps 2024

[–] FatTony@lemmy.world 93 points 6 months ago

Only the groovy kids!

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[–] Bizarroland@kbin.social 72 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I am out of the loop, what happened to duckduckgo?

[–] FatTony@lemmy.world 190 points 6 months ago (1 children)

DuckDuckGo has changed its policy to DuckDuckStop. So now no one can use it anymore.

(I dunno DuckDuckGo is not working anymore. I think it has something to do with Microsofts servers)

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[–] MossyHabitat@lemmy.world 67 points 6 months ago

It's back up now. They apparently use Bing as the backend search and Microsoft fsck'd it for a few hours: https://www.theverge.com/2024/5/23/24163094/microsoft-bing-search-outage-copilot-duckduckgo-chatgpt

[–] dumples@kbin.social 68 points 6 months ago (2 children)

How to remove micro plastics from testicles?

[–] FatTony@lemmy.world 87 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

This is not possible :(

[–] dumples@kbin.social 35 points 6 months ago (3 children)

How we removed testicles from micro plastics?

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[–] lone_faerie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 65 points 6 months ago (3 children)

I'm telling my kids this is ChatGPT

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[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 59 points 6 months ago (5 children)

How is babby form???

[–] tostiman@sh.itjust.works 56 points 6 months ago (5 children)

u can get pregante

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 56 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (7 children)

corn

edit: seriously my dudes wtf is corn I have a job interview at a farm in five minutes

[–] Munkisquisher@lemmy.nz 55 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It's a pale zucchini with a six pack

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[–] callcc@lemmy.world 38 points 6 months ago

This is hilarious. Thank you Lemmy!!

[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 37 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Sydney Sweeney

[–] Creddit@lemmy.world 37 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Zuck beard real or fake

[–] FatTony@lemmy.world 45 points 6 months ago

As real as a wig.

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[–] nek0d3r@lemmy.world 34 points 6 months ago (16 children)

what are the new shapes

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[–] FluorideMind@lemmy.world 33 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Hot singles in my area.

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[–] GoofSchmoofer@lemmy.world 33 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Why does my stomach hurt after eating french toast?

[–] FatTony@lemmy.world 69 points 6 months ago

In France everyone has a stomach ague. To make French toast as authentic as possible they put a drop of cyanide in every slice.

[–] Nobody@lemmy.world 32 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

orgy etiquette host or group cleans up

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