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Laittakaa meemejä tänne.

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[–] teft@lemmy.world 102 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Better learn his polearms if he wants to be a guard. That's a halberd, not a spear.

[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 34 points 7 months ago (1 children)

This is my knifey guard stick. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

My knifey guard stick is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.

Without me, my knifey guard stick is useless. Without my knifey guard stick, I am useless.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

This is my knifey guard stick

This is my gun

My knifey guard stick is for stabbing

My gun is for fun

[–] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 22 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Well askshually that weapon resembles more a Voulge, a polearm that would later evolve into Halberd

[–] teft@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Let's just call it unidentified poleaxe.

Still not a spear though.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 15 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Lol ..... A bunch of us get transported back to medieval Europe ...

Medieval guard: HALT!! Who are you heathens!!!?

Memer #1: what kind of spear is that?

Memer #2: that's not a spear ... don't you know your polearms!?

Memer #3: that's definitely a halberd.

Memer #4: no it isn't, that's a voulge.

Memer #5: lol ... you guys don't know your poleaxes!

Guard stabs Memer #2, who falls over in a pool of blood

Memer #1:

Memer #3:

Memer #4:

Memer #5: that's definitely a halberd

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Archaeologists discover 4chan posts on parchment scrolls.

[–] Blackout@kbin.run 6 points 7 months ago

Yes but is it the pro model? What's the TOS on something like this?

[–] sxan@midwest.social 51 points 7 months ago (2 children)

[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 14 points 7 months ago

Drumroll.......

[–] Splatterphace@lemm.ee 42 points 7 months ago (2 children)

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 13 points 7 months ago (1 children)

"I've fought MUDCRABS more fearsome than you!"

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

I saw a mudcrab the other day. Horrible creatures.

[–] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 7 points 7 months ago

REMEMBER THE EMPEROR! HUAHUA

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 31 points 7 months ago

Men only want one thing and it’s fucking disgusting.

[–] GnomeKat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 7 months ago (1 children)

ACAB even castle guards <3

[–] teft@lemmy.world 31 points 7 months ago (1 children)

ACGAB

[–] Hubi@feddit.de 17 points 7 months ago (1 children)

A castle guard once stabbed my hound when he busted a serf for heresy next door.

[–] SomeBoyo@feddit.de 2 points 7 months ago

For the Emperor!

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 20 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Just wait until a player character comes along and cuts your head off for lulz. Then you won't be so happy with your choices.

[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 12 points 7 months ago (2 children)

players are the worst

[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

(quicksaves)

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

Lil murder hobos.

[–] Neato@ttrpg.network 20 points 7 months ago

Also fun fact, you'd be a firefighter.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 16 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It does sound like a chill job.

[–] neo@feddit.de 14 points 7 months ago (2 children)

More like super boring until you get stabbed.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago

You're supposed to do the stabbing. If you get stabbed then you weren't a good guard.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 10 points 7 months ago

Boredom and chillness are two sides of the same coin. It all depends on how you take it

[–] Leviathan@lemmy.world 14 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Leering at wenches

But why?

[–] LolcatXTREME@lemmy.world 47 points 7 months ago (1 children)

seems like you might not cut it as a castle guard

[–] Leviathan@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago

Fair enough. I would've made a terrible cop, too.

[–] Blackout@kbin.run 9 points 7 months ago (2 children)

There were a lot of good jobs back then. Did you know people used to pay you to pick up their shit? Now you got to pay them for it. Future sucks.

[–] TrousersMcPants@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

I mean, you still pay people to do that?

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

any old iron

any old iron

any any any old iron

you look sweet

talk about a treat

you look dapper from yer napper to yer feet

dressed in style

brand new tile

Wi yer fathers old green tie on

but I wouldn't give yer tuppance for your old watch chain

old iron

old iron

[–] TedZanzibar@feddit.uk 1 points 7 months ago

Nah na na na na na. Nah na na na na na. How's your father? Alright.

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

"I used be an army officer till I took an arrow to the knee"

[–] MonkderDritte@feddit.de 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Until you get an arrow in your back.

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

Renaissance faires are awesome btw

[–] DaCrazyJamez@sh.itjust.works 7 points 7 months ago

Did you used to be an adventurer like me?

[–] dumpsterlid@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

More honest living to be a wench than a guard.

[–] exocrinous@startrek.website 5 points 7 months ago

You can still get a job as a security guard today.

[–] Raverbunny@aussie.zone 3 points 7 months ago (2 children)

For the peace of the Kingdom!

[–] CodyCannoli@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

FOR THE KING!

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[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 2 points 7 months ago

Same.