this post was submitted on 02 Nov 2025
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[–] EffortlessEffluvium@lemmy.zip 12 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Jennifer:Baby #184 found. Asshole still hasn't got my message yet!

[–] ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org 17 points 3 days ago

Imagine you have to make that living space baby proof after hiding at least 200 pieces of small plastic pieces in there.. (⁠・⁠_⁠・⁠;⁠)

[–] HowAbt2day 6 points 3 days ago

Willy Johnson’s cortisol levels are so high the poor dude can’t sport a Woodrow.