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POV: You're a programmer (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 22 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Can programmers only be with other programmers or am I missing something?

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago

Well yeah, obv. But not enough girls in computer science, so like the fishes, some of them magically turn into girls after a while.

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"JSON parser 100% from scratch in Haskell in 110 lines" doesn't get you horny? I guess some people are just wired differently.

[–] undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I’m a programmer myself but my wife isn’t a programmer, that was my motivation for questioning.

[–] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago

Oh, is she, like, an EE or something? Maybe a web designer?

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Don't worry. I mean nothing but humour by it. I myself am married to a physicist who takes absolutely no interest whatsoever in programming, but can talk happily for ages about something weird they found.

[–] lemmydividebyzero@reddthat.com 11 points 1 week ago

But you kind of have to leave the house for that... I mean... We talk about programmers....