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Okay, here's the plan:
We get Bluetooth controller prostate massagers and those egg ones for the folks with vaginas.* Everyone has one in, everyone else has group access to control it.
We all go to a karaoke bar, and whoever is up on stage we all mess with the remote app while they're singing and try to throw them off. Everyone's gotta sing at least once. Try to stay in rhythm while the thing is buzzing, or nothing happens and you're so focused on what to do when it starts, never know if they're going to do it or not. Will that low note suddenly become a falsetto? Who knows‽
I swear to God, if I had the money to buy the things, I have at least 3 friends who would go for this. 4, honestly, but the 4th one would be too embarrassed to go because he's the dad of one of the other friends. Lol.
To note, this isn't a sexual "get you off" kind of thing. This is fully platonic "can you maintain decorum" type of game. It'd be a blast
*I know very little about sex toys for girls, whatever the best one is.
Exactly, you detailed out exactly what I had in mind!
Though uh... I'd say maybe emphasize the idea of consent, not 'platonic'.
Some people can seperate sex and love and friendship in their approaches to relationships, but lets be real, the vast majority of people cannot, when any kind of sexual touch is involved.
I would say probably don't involve people who have uh, genealogical relationships to anyone else in the group, probably try this with a group of fully informed, explicitly, enthusiastically consenting, open minded adults.
Don't peer pressure people into this.
Find open minded, kinky "freaks" instead, lol.
Personally, I'd put this on about the same tier of group activity of strip poker or drunk/strip twister.
You'd also have to have some kind of ruleset to say like, each other person can only send a total of XX seconds of vibration per song, or something like that, maybe more complex rules if you want some 'gameplay' in that regard.
The good news though is that simple bullet/egg type wireless vibes can be pretty cheap, maybe $25 or less.
The bad news is that everyone is gonna need to be ok with potentially pissing/shitting themselves, especially if people are also drinking, and they've not used such vibrators before too often.
This would probably be easier to pull off at someone's home/apartment, unless you can find a private karaoke club thats ok with people potentially pissing/shitting themselves on stage.
Yeah, someone's home is best. Lol.
platonic in the sense of romance. Lol. Like, honestly, yeah, fun game with a sexual component like strip poker. You're not necessarily getting off, or getting entangled with anyone there. I see this is as a game of endurance with a "thrill" aspect.
Also, I may have said dad above. He's step dad, and that family is definitely close enough they could play that and it not it be weird for them. I doubt the step dad/son would actually be the ones to mess with the others settings, but they'd probably be down to be at the group event. Lol. Hell, even the mom might be. Super open family. Strong boundaries, but those boundaries are places a lot further afield than my family's. Lol
You can fuck someone aromantically, you can love someone as a very dear friend with no sexual desire toward them, platonically.
As I understand the world platonic, it essentially means "lacking a sexual and romantic component."
I... I mean sure, there are some people who can seperate a uh, literal sexual buzz from having desirous or repulsive sexual/romantic feelings about that, but most people do not do that, many think they can, and then nope, turns out they can't.
As to the step dad situation... uh, nope, nope thats still a hard nope from me, that's weird.
Maybe other people disagree on that but uh nope nope nope from me.