this post was submitted on 01 Oct 2025
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analog jewelry is so lame according to BrooklynRizzler on tiktok, the most sponsored influencer of all time.
you need to upgrade your old grandpa jewelry to the latest smart jewelry so you can look up your jewelry on your phone and get instant, real time notification from the AksesorizeApp to let you know when you've just shit yourself.
Real "James Bond trading his Rolex for a Seiko digital watch in Moonraker" energy.