you need to upgrade your old grandpa jewelry to the latest smart jewelry so you can look up your jewelry on your phone and get instant, real time notification from the AksesorizeApp to let you know when you've just shit yourself.

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 10 points 2 days ago

Real "James Bond trading his Rolex for a Seiko digital watch in Moonraker" energy.

[–] Nama@hexbear.net 23 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I have a normal friend who doesn't like smart watches, but who wants to monitor his sleep/activity for health reasons.

It's not all rich idiots who pay for this.

[–] WrongOnTheInternet@hexbear.net 22 points 2 days ago (2 children)

You can buy smart rings for like $30 though

[–] BakerBagel@midwest.social 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

And really get to deal with a ticking yime bomb around your fingee

[–] WrongOnTheInternet@hexbear.net 11 points 2 days ago

The difference between a $30 ring and $400 ring is $370 of profit margin

You can't get a ticking time bomb ring because the US doesn't have that level of manufacturing capability

[–] Nama@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago

Yeah, he probably got one of those then. I kinda thought they were all expensive af but I never looked into it.