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[–] Sibshops@lemmy.myserv.one 188 points 3 weeks ago (10 children)

Javascript being disruptive technology is.. A take for sure.

[–] Tja@programming.dev 164 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

When your self driving car is written in react you'll understand.

[–] dangling_cat@piefed.blahaj.zone 29 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

SpaceX

I'm sure Musk hand coded it in JS and then paid some underpaid dude who is only slightly less abused in the US instead of india to unfuck his dogshit.

[–] psud@aussie.zone 3 points 3 weeks ago

You seem to have a higher opinion of Musk than is common here. Most wouldn't expect him to know what JavaScript was

[–] pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip 10 points 3 weeks ago

When your self driving car is written in react you'll understand.

I'll understand briefly, as my life flashes before my eyes? Haha.

[–] DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works 35 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

8 frameworks and waiting for fingerprinting scripte to load just for the website to run at 1 frame every minute

[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago

Isn't that more just website developers adding completely unnecessary shit that hog resources?

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 17 points 3 weeks ago

It always disrupted everything, and is getting only better on that with time.

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago

Disrupting my low ram usage

[–] mormund@feddit.org 14 points 3 weeks ago

It definitely is/was. Most user facing software these days is a web app, or native application using JS anyways. The event loop and async programming is also ubiquitous nowadays in most languages, especially server side.

[–] belated_frog_pants@beehaw.org 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I mean from inception until now it has been a huge change in programming. Node changed a lot of things. Typescript changed a lot of things. React changed a lot of things.

A long way since GWT which google was doing because its java devs hated js

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 7 points 3 weeks ago

Exactly, disruptive does not have to be a good thing.

[–] floofloof@lemmy.ca 8 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

But the most disruptive technology of all is Steve Jobs's face.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 weeks ago

The most disruptive proprietary one, yes.

Linus is down there too.

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I'm guessing they started with the portraits and then built out a kind of mood board around them. Javascript is not disruptive in any good way, but people who like Javascript (and Apple and so on) might think they are.

[–] favoredponcho@lemmy.zip 0 points 3 weeks ago

It was like 7 years ago with all the JavaScript frameworks flooding in around Node.js

Now it’s just kinda standard