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[–] IcedRaktajino@startrek.website 110 points 3 days ago (14 children)

I've recently learned that in Linux, you can use emois in filenames. I died a ~~little~~ lot inside when I learned that.

[–] FrostyPolicy@suppo.fi 77 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

On Linux file systems you can use any character except NULL, and / is a reserved character.

E.g. on ext-4 "All characters and character sequences permitted, except for NULL ('\0'), '/', and the special file names "." and ".." which are reserved for indicating (respectively) current and parent directories."

[–] xthexder@l.sw0.com 54 points 3 days ago (5 children)

I once accidentally created a file with a newline character in it... it was pretty tricky to fix from command line.

[–] malware@lemmy.zip 81 points 3 days ago (3 children)
[–] tdawg@lemmy.world 65 points 3 days ago

Arrest this person

[–] voodooattack@lemmy.world 32 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] malware@lemmy.zip 24 points 3 days ago (1 children)

it was on accident, habibi, I swear 😁. I messed up some cmake code for preprocessing .txt ascii sprites into constants and accidentally created this abomination

[–] voodooattack@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I once made a script to delete .o, .lib, and .so files from my huge dev folder to free up space on my home partition.

It did not go as planned.

[–] Jeremyward@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

O no, o no no no

[–] exu@feditown.com 15 points 3 days ago

This is why you shouldn't parsels output btw. Use find and read instead

[–] GenderNeutralBro@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 3 days ago

I actually did this a lot on classic Mac OS. Intentionally.

The reason was that you could put a carriage return as the first character of a file, and it would sort above everything else by name while otherwise being invisible. You just had to copy the carriage return from a text editor and then paste it into the rename field in the Finder.

Since OS X / macOS can still read classic Mac HFS+ volumes, you can indeed still have carriage returns in file names on modern Macs. I don't think you can create them on modern macOS, though. At least not in the Finder or with common Terminal commands.

[–] sukhmel@programming.dev 5 points 3 days ago

I created a file with backspace in name, it was hard to understand why filename doesn't match

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

I don't conduct interviews very often, but when I do, one of my questions is always about interacting with files that have special characters in the filename.

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

Did you not just use tab? That's the usual method of dealing with weird characters in filenames that I've found

[–] xthexder@l.sw0.com 3 points 3 days ago

This was quite a while ago now, but I don't think my shell escaped the tab complete properly, I remember it just printing a literal newline and evaluating it as a second command. I think there was other unicode in there too, otherwise I would have just typed it out. I had to do something with null terminated output and piping it in to mv, but I can't remember what exactly.

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Too bad when there's multiple files starting with and consisting mostly of e.g. kanji (when on a Latin keyboard).

[–] brotundspiele@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago

With the right shell, you can just press tab multiple times to cycle through the possible completions.

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 3 days ago (2 children)

So ... is allowed, or all whitespace, or Zalgo text.

I mean, on the one hand, I guess why be restrictive, but on the other I feel like requiring something that looks like language somehow might be a good idea to avoid edge cases and attacks.

[–] joyjoy@lemmy.zip 12 points 3 days ago

You can have new lines in your file names. YSAP has a good video/playlist about how to deal with these and many more.

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

could you have .​.? I assume most terminals would just spell out .\x200b.?

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Or use a hair space so it looks almost the same. Or .. but you've added the right-to-left unicode character. I'm guessing there's something that looks a lot like a period, too.

If ext4 doesn't include restrictions terminals probably should.

[–] Gyroplast@pawb.social 22 points 3 days ago (3 children)

In filenames? AMATEURS! Use obscure Unicode in your passphrases for maximum security. Ctrl-Shift-U, enter arbitrary code point, bam! 🦊 Works even better with a Compose key and a nice, chonky .XCompose file to throw some gr∑∑k letters around, for instance, like some confused script kiddie. :)

On topic: There are multiple variants of spaces in Unicode. You're welcome, and now go and create something utterly deranged with that information.

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 3 days ago

I already deal far too much with trying to handle dumb fucking typos in employee data, and trying to turn human names into valid email addresses.

The first time I encounter something like this there will be a body. It will not be found.

[–] Auster@thebrainbin.org 5 points 3 days ago

иnteresting_idéa_lål.ㅅㅇ

[–] Shanmugha@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

This needs more upvotes. Chaos gods smile at you, and I thank you

[–] nialv7@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)

unix filenames are just string of bytes, the operating system does not interpret it in anyway. this is a much saner approach compared to Windows where language settings can change file system behavior.

[–] who@feddit.org 4 points 3 days ago

the operating system does not interpret it in anyway.

*in any_way. ;)

[–] bobs_monkey@lemmy.zip 15 points 3 days ago

I'm just gonna pretend I didn't hear that.

[–] Benign@fedia.io 12 points 3 days ago
[–] maxwells_daemon@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

ChatGPT is taking notes

[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

10 seconds of googling indicates this is true for Windows and Mac as well. I haven't looked specifically, but I'd be a little surprised if it wasn't true for Android and iOS as well.

But really, why would they add rules to prevent people from using certain unicode codepoints in filenames? Should they disallow Klingon as well? Kanji? Of course not. Emojis are codepoints just like U+0061 is.

Of course there are good reasons to disallow things like newlines and forward slashes in Linux filenames, but what specifically would even be the argument for preventing emojis?

[–] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 days ago

Same for Windows (11): I just renamed a file to an apple emoji

[–] bigfondue@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

You can, but I downloaded some music the other day and I was trying to put the files onto my phone using KDE Connect, and I couldn't understand why is wasn't working until I got rid of the star emoji in the filenames. So I think Graphene/Android might still struggle with it.

Lol, I think that's how I learned it was possible, too. yt-dlp uses the title as the filename, and all of the emojis came along with it. Was trying to rename them from terminal, but couldn't do much when half the filenames started with the fire emoji lol.

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It's all just Unicode

You can have emoji as your WiFi network name too

Kinda interesting to see what older devices do when faced with such a network

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 3 points 3 days ago

What about an emoji only wifi password?

[–] aaaaaaaaargh@feddit.org 2 points 3 days ago

I think that may be possible for every filesystem supporting UTF-8 encoding.

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 days ago

You can use emojis for variable names in swift code.

[–] Samskara@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 days ago

I have been using emoji in macOS for many years. It can be very useful to tag files.