this post was submitted on 18 Sep 2025
552 points (99.3% liked)

Lemmy Shitpost

34625 readers
3865 users here now

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

...


2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

...


3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

...


4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

...


5. No Enciting Harassment,Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

...


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

...

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 8 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Most competent companies lock down laptops so that even if they didn't return them, it would be a useless brick

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 7 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

None of the companies I have worked with do that. What we do instead is we disable their login, and we also make sure that the PC is encrypted, so that if they do not return it, they will, of course, have to pay us for it, and then they can wipe it and reinstall and do whatever they want to do with the physical hardware.

Most people just return the hardware. Actually, now that I think about it, I think only once did we have an issue with getting the hardware back and we had still ended up with the hardware back after like a nine month delay.

[–] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Ours wouldn't brick the laptops, but we do have software on them that let's us remote wipe them. They will do that if they dont get the device back in a timely manner.

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Just in case it comes up later, since I assist in purchasing for the company I work for, what software is it?

[–] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

As the other commenter said there are a lot of options. I used to be in charge of imaging and we just used SCCM to deploy. I had to pass on these roles as my responsibilities changed and the team that was getting it deemed it to complicated... go figure. They complained enough and found smart deploy and they accomplished getting it because of its ability to wipe pcs.

[–] Natanael@infosec.pub 3 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

There's all kinds of options like Microsoft Intune to corporate antivirus + data protection solutions

[–] CannonFodder@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

If my company wipes my Mac through such a system, but I have it hooked to my own personal Apple cloud account, can I go buy a new Mac and restore it?

[–] Natanael@infosec.pub 3 points 4 hours ago

If your Apple account is separate and the uploaded backups are untouched by the company solution, then yes (in other words, if file deletion doesn't sync into your iCloud backup)

Note that the company might use the management tool to block you from connecting personal accounts!