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Yes, but no. Yes it's a "super food" in the sense that they are easy to grow and are nutritious and contain almost everything the body needs, but you'd have to eat like twenty kilos a day to survive on them solely.
Wait until you find out about the other "super" foods
Also, they can't fly and potato eyes do not emit lasers.
I'm OK with that. I don't need my potatoes demanding that I kneel before Zod.
Source? Do we know for certain? Maybe the potatoes are deceiving everyone, it has been confirmed that they are sentient.
....and now there's diabetes.