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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Also, they can't fly and potato eyes do not emit lasers.

[–] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago

I'm OK with that. I don't need my potatoes demanding that I kneel before Zod.

[–] Wilco@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

Source? Do we know for certain? Maybe the potatoes are deceiving everyone, it has been confirmed that they are sentient.