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here's the official statement, posted to Twitter by the guy who heads his security detail, and then retweeted by Giuliani's own account as confirmation that it's legit:
https://xcancel.com/themikeragu/status/1962211227372863536#m
screenshot: https://i.imgur.com/DHa9CZU.png
I don't like to engage in rampant, uninformed speculation. except when doing so would be funny. so here goes.
he got into a car crash. why does the official statement lead with the seemingly-unrelated details that before it happened he was being a good Samaritan and helping out a random person? how is that related at all?
the funniest-but-still-vaguely-plausible speculation I've seen is that Giuliani had a sex worker as a passenger in the car at the time of the crash, and he had to come up with some excuse for that.
if that's true, thoughts and prayers for the sex worker, I hope she makes a complete recovery both from the car crash and from being near Rudy Giuliani.
Is it possible to recover from being right next to Giuliani?
Well to be fair, the domestic violence can be from her pimp....
other than that fucking LOL