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[–] LastWish@lemmy.world 167 points 2 months ago (3 children)

But how hard is it to clean the inevitable fur and hairball puke?

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 95 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] navi@lemmy.tespia.org 151 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Exactly this.

I had the bed in OPs meme and it was great at first! My cats loved it, they zoomed through day and night. Then one day I noticed only one of the cats would enter at a time and only while I wasn't looking. Eventually I found out one of our cats was holding politically extreme meetings under the bed which eventually resulted in an attempted coup d'etat.

Anyways, great bed. My cats run my house now and I get to sleep under the bed in a cool maze!

[–] Vytle@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)

how did you come up with this on the spot? Psychedelics? (Serious question)

[–] Lupus@feddit.org 23 points 2 months ago

Some people just have silly minds. I tirelessly endeavor to be more like them.

[–] navi@lemmy.tespia.org 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I was pooping and I had a free minute to practice comedy!

[–] kernelle@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

I'm 90% sure this is how the SCP Foundation was founded

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

After having pets for the last 30 years this was my first thought... oh great, another place for them to leave me "presents" (like poop, vomit, dead mice, etc)

[–] relianceschool@lemmy.world 36 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Seems like you'd just lift up the mattress like they did for this picture.

[–] errer@lemmy.world 58 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Lifting out a mattress to clean is a huge pain in the ass

[–] CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Bane_Killgrind@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Woah Woah

You do not need pets to vacuum out under your bed

[–] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

I don't need to lift my mattress to vacuum under the bed either

[–] CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Of course you don't need pets for that. You just need a vacuum.

[–] harmbugler@piefed.social 1 points 2 months ago

And a will of steel

[–] dingus@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Why would I vacuum under my bed? That's where I shove items when I pretend like I'm cleaning the house.

[–] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 months ago

I'm trying to teach them to hoover under the bed, but they refuse.

[–] burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 months ago

I have a bed similar to this, and it just gets a little dusty. I don't think I've actually cleaned it in a decade, and at most there's just a very faint layer of dust (I just checked) in one or two spots. What are you doing that a mostly sealed area is getting dirty?

[–] cynar@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Some beds have storage underneath. They have a lift mechanism that lifts the whole mattress. If you used one of those as a base, then cleaning gets a lot easier.

[–] kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Traditional mattresses need to be rotated/flipped anyway. Also, it's a good idea to clean under the bed occasionally.

[–] kofe@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Wait why do they need to be rotated???

[–] kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago

It helps them wear more evenly.

[–] retrolasered@feddit.uk 8 points 2 months ago

It sounds so easy when you say it

[–] Venator@lemmy.nz 2 points 2 months ago

just keep a bunch of cardboard boxes from deliveries under the bed instead, then you can just throw them away when they get dirty