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[โ€“] 0x4E4F@infosec.pub 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Maybe he doesn't marry her, just shave ๐Ÿ˜‚.

[โ€“] waz@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I'm picturing a man on one knee in a nice restaurant. The woman looks flustered. While maintaining eye contact, and in a serious tone, the man asks..."Will you please shave your snatch?"

[โ€“] 0x4E4F@infosec.pub 3 points 11 months ago

Aaand at that point, she leaves and you never see her again ๐Ÿคฃ.

Hell, I wouldn't be insulted, I almost never get insulted ๐Ÿ˜‚, but people man... they take shit way way too seriously.