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I will come to your residence and cook for you. I can make something tasty and healthy. Please don't do this to yourself, I'm having a hard time not driving off a cliff due to witnessing this. I would be upset, but I'm too sad and disturbed. At least, the very least, black pepper. I'm begging you.
Is this a general offer? Because that offer sounds kind of incredible.
I mean, with the economy the way it is, there's some stipulations, but technically yes lol
How much do you charge for just general friendship?
That part is free, generally
Great! I look forward to our friendship.
Same!
1 piece of gum every time we meet
Not something I expected to see six days later.
But gum seems achievable. I'm a lonely man. When can I expect you?
Saaaaame. I will feed you good healthy food and it won't even be sxpensive. I'll show you how to make it. Fuck, i'll show you how to put a couple pots and a grow light in your kitchen so you always have some fucking electrolyte heavy veggies to snack on.
Love it! I have some seeds, but I have yet to grow them. Some heirloom white habaneros and blackberries, etc.