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Ability to become any fictional character with all their skills and powers while retaining my identity.
But: the "transformation" takes two weeks, and is extremely painful.
For you
Every time you shapeshift that character's nemesis shows up after some time. So basically you have limited time before shit gets real real.
You also instantly end up in /that/ episode where the fictional character is tested the most
You become the character. The character becomes you in the real world.
And the character, obviously unaware of this, inevitably tries to use their powers and gets your body killed... Preventing you from ever switching back. As this can happen repeatedly, you are doomed to multiverse jumping to random people's lives until your death... Leaving a trail of ruined out of place lives behind you.
But all the fictional characters are in the stories as victims. Your name effectively replaces the term "florida man".
But the transformation also transforms the universe you're in each time, so in order to transform again you need to find a fictional character mentioned in that universe. Researching and planning your transformation routes takes up most of your time now.
Whenever you transform into a character it's discovered that the creator of said character was a child molester.