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[โ€“] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 14 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (4 children)

Blessed is the round, and blessed is the cartridge for it holds the round and all of its fury
Blessed is the magazine for receiving the round and holding it close.
Blessed is the barrel, for providing direction and guidance to the round
And most of all, blessed is Kurt Cobain for giving the round purpose, and for receiving all of its love within his body ๐Ÿ˜Œ

[โ€“] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I do not aim with my hand; he who aims with his hand has forgotten the face of his father. I aim with my eye...

[โ€“] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 1 points 7 hours ago

I kill with my heart

Thankee sai

[โ€“] superkret@feddit.org 4 points 20 hours ago

This is my rifle
This is my nun
This is for shooting
This is for fun

Yes I know, it was a shotty.

[โ€“] kerrigan778@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 20 hours ago (5 children)

Apparently the way to make suicide jokes still funny in 2025 is to have had it happen in the 90s and for the person to be famous and queer?

Wat

Cobain was just the first person I thought of that'd make it clear it was satire, and I didn't wanna spend all night working on a stupid joke

[โ€“] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago

what does him being queer have to do with it?

Also people are now making jokes about 9/11. Tragedy turns into comedy after 20 years.

[โ€“] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)

Definitely queer, impossible to say for certain if they were trans because they never had a chance to figure that out but based on a lot of things they said and did it seems likely.

[โ€“] nagaram@startrek.website 2 points 18 hours ago

Were they not supposed to be funny normally?

Are we not all on the brink?