Dont be gross Tammy.
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For the love of God, please use a shoehorn if you are still having this problem.
Big shoehorn guy here
How am I going to wreck the heels of my trainers or give my fingers ungodly numbness and pain then though?
I can't help with wrecking the heels, but do you remember that trick from when we were kids? Where you can bite down on your fingers, then hook them together and pull, and it hurts like hell?
... Is this a thing people did? Why?
Usually because you were 7 and your mate told you it was a magic trick
I think the technical term is speculum
Should I be calling it a foot speculum or heel speculum? Which sounds worse?
Achilles speculum? Tarsal speculum?
Scott Specula
Oh wow, definitely the last one
Speculum? I hardly know 'em!
Not to explain the joke, but speculum are shoe horns for vaginas.
Now you know!
Love shoehorns. Use them at every opportunity. But they are not every place I put on shoes.
invent the shoehorn that is embedded in the shoe
https://kizik.com/
Sketchers has some as well.
thanks i didnt know these existed. but for $140 i'll just finger it.
i also found the shoeslyde which fits in a wallet for $5.
I have a small one in my backpack at all times. It's great.
That's smart! However I don't have a backpack with me every time I put on shoes.