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submitted 6 days ago by jbk@discuss.tchncs.de to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 6 days ago

They're more likely to back up and finish the job if you leap in front.

Stick to blackmail with at least one dead man switch they're aware of.