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6-Year-Old Hoping It’s Not Too Late To Shift Career Path From Astronaut To Firefighter (theonion.com)

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[–] Didros@beehaw.org 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Firefighter is a terrible career, better to change to being a nepotism baby asap. If you see an expensive car rolling down the street jump in front and hope they adopt you or pay for college.

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 6 days ago

They're more likely to back up and finish the job if you leap in front.

Stick to blackmail with at least one dead man switch they're aware of.