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[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 76 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Hey yo, hey yo
Blacks are the real racists
Call them the N-word and you get met with a fist
Unless you’re black, where’s the equality, bro?
You’re more hypocritical than your momma’s a ho
And your daughter, I fucked both of ‘em last night
At least one of ‘em had a pussy that was tight
Now your whole crew’s after me, just because I’m white
So who’s the racist, can’t be me, right?

[–] impudentmortal@lemmy.world 43 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Thanks for preserving what will surely go down as one of the rap lyrics of all time

[–] Aatube@kbin.melroy.org 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

no the real verse is just fantasizing about having sex with some conservative anchor

https://undelete.pullpush.io/r/appers/comments/83j49o/new_conservative_rap_idea

@impudentmortal@lemmy.world @ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world @agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works

[–] impudentmortal@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Oh yikes. The real lyrics are way worse than the commented lyrics. It's more like fanfiction than lyrics since the flow is so bad

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago

It is without a doubt the most recent rap lyrics I've ever encountered.

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I didn’t preserve anything, I made it up myself. But I’m glad that you like it.

[–] impudentmortal@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Yeah I saw the comment that had the deleted lyrics. Your silly made up one is much better

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Him not being able to say the N-word without being called racist is the real racism, because the right have redefined racism to be "prejudice+ill intent", so vaguely gesturing towards "crime statistics" and saying he just wants to avoid crime is just "bad experiences".

[–] Natanael@infosec.pub 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

because the right have redefined racism to be "prejudice+ill intent",

They claim to define it that way, and then immediate after accuses everybody else of racism just arguing in good faith when you're pointing out THEIR malice against minorities. "You weren't supposed to notice my victim's ethnicity is different, that means you see race and thus YOU'RE racist" is the logic you can expect.