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Meme about trying to find onions followed by screenshot of guy saying he faked an onion diet

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[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 25 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Don't joke ... my wife's family is Irish Canadian and their grandmother died in 1995 at the age of 102

Every day for her entire life (she grew up on a rural farm for the first 30 years of her life) she ate a whole raw onion every evening after supper.

[–] Lucky_777@lemmy.world 26 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

Rip to your grandma, but your grandpa was the true hero. Laying next to onion Sally his whole life.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 13 points 4 days ago (2 children)

That's an even better indicator of health .... grandpa loved his bacon, pork, fried food and smoked a pipe every day .... he died of a massive heart attack at the age of about 50 in the 1950s.

Onion Sally outlived ol' Pork'n'Beans

[–] Lucky_777@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

Respect to that man, he lived and enjoyed doing it.

[–] xavier666@lemm.ee 3 points 4 days ago

grandpa loved his bacon, pork

Had he reached 60-70, he would have suffered from gout

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

Onion Sally 🤣

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 2 points 4 days ago

Het testosteron levels must've been through the roof!