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[–] Nangijala@feddit.dk 22 points 7 hours ago (4 children)

That meme is so lame. 92 in Danish is two and a half fives. The 20 part is old-fashioned and literally nobody has used that since the 1800s.

2 and a half fives' twentieth = outdated cringe. 2 and a half fives = actually how it is said today.

It's still a friggin nightmare to get someone's Phone number verbally, though.

[–] petersr@lemmy.world 9 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

Dane here. No one actively thinks of 90 (halvfems, 2 and a half fives) as a mathematical expression. Is is just a word for 90. So we say 2+90 like Germany.

Would it have been nice if that word meant "9 tens", yes, but Danish is a just a stupid language where you have to learn a bunch of things by heart unfortunately.

[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

How would you say trump is like Hitler? Do you have to describe the Holocaust in few words within a long ass German style word?

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 3 points 1 hour ago

Easy. We often use idioms for comparisons.

One old way would be: "Trump and Hitler are both 2/3 yards from one piece" which means "They're cut from the same (bad) fabric".

Fabric was cut in an old measurement"alen" which was 2 foot or 2/3 yards, so simply stating the length would be understood as fabric, similar to how everyone knows that a 2x4s is a piece of wood and such.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Denmark = outdated cringe

Just kidding neighbor, I love you all

[–] Nangijala@feddit.dk 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Let's grab a rød pølse and some surströmming

edit: evil combo of the year

[–] 1337@lemmy.world 14 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

Not Danish here... Isn't that 12.5?

[–] GoosLife@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

No, in Danish the "half five" part means the same as "half past 4" on the clock: 4.5.

Then the part that most people omit nowadays, sindstyvende, means times 20.

(Half past 4) times 20 = 90.

[–] drmoose@lemmy.world 7 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

It's breaking my brain too, what is this cryptography lmao

[–] Nangijala@feddit.dk 4 points 1 hour ago

When you have to write down numbers, but the person reading you the numbers speaks slowly 💀

Them: "Two..."

Me: "2"

Them: "... and fifty"

Me: "... ~~2~~ - 52"

Them: "Six..."

Me: "6"

Them: "... and twenty."

Me: "~~6~~ - 26"

🫠

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

Exactly

Base 20, or "vigesimal".