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Are we just not going to talk about that dumptruck of an ass?
That’s the only thing we are going to talk about.
Three comments in, as of writing, and: yup, that's the the only thing.
Getting people to talk about the headline is going to be really difficult, like... Damn, I wish I had some kind of metaphor or idiom for this situation
What headline?
I read the headline and understood it but once I saw the picture I got confused and couldn't understand how teeth and testicles were relevant to that ass.
Gay guy here and I had trouble parsing the headline. I was relieved by the top comment. Phew.
Ohhhh there's a way, there is a way!
Nailed it
Is this... real?
I've seen some other photos of this one cop who is not a bastard because badonkadonk of that level gets you allowances.
Obviously she's got some kind of dysmorphia going on but her arrest photos tend to go viral for obvious reasons.
Or maybe it's just multiple edited images? What is real anymore?
Imagine you try to do your job and internet calls you officer badonkadonk. :D
My default these days is the former boomer mindset of: "It's online? It's probably not real."
It's way better than Officer "Dee MegaDooDoo"
There's no way that isn't shopped. If it isn't, what's her insta? I'd want proof.
Found this....
https://nypost.com/2022/09/13/kardashian-cop-has-people-begging-to-be-arrested-after-viral-video/
And a couple of pictures. Yeah, seems real. I'm shocked.
Damn... I'm in awe. I'm sure someone horny enough could identify her. She's with the police force, she was at the arrest. If you search for local articles, you could find the location, then the police station(s) involved, and scour them all to find her.
I ain't got time for that though, nor am I horny enough.
Identify her? What the fuck is wrong with you? You're literally suggesting a woman should be doxxed because of her looks.
Listen broski, don't try that gaslighting shit here
You know that's not what the person meant
"someone horny enough could identify her"
What's your take to defend the commenter on that one?
Also that's not what gaslighting means.
At most, I've misunderstood then and they haven't clarified or edited.
She's a public servant
How's that relate to her looks, or the potential "horniness" of a viewer?
Many public servants have obscured addresses cause of shit like this (and more often violence)
Has the said horny person expressed intent on comitting a crime ?
I never accused them of such
Doxxed = looked up on Instagram.
She makes her photos public for everyone to see, it's not doxxing.
Seeking someone's irl name based on seeing them in a photo is fucked up, regardless of platform.
You're working backwards, you seem to know this person is an influencer personality or something, and are assuming they'd therefore be fine with people seeking them out. The above comment (imo), and my comment are working from the photo only. As such, it's fucked up.
How does she even get her pants on?
Probably like this - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zGUHc4gVW4
One leg at a time, I imagine.
It seems to be her https://www.instagram.com/nadine_djelassi/
That is her, searched her name and she's trying to be an influencer on tiktok / Instagram, but her LinkedIn came out along with the rest of her networks as police. So yeah, 100%. It also seems she's already known (not nsfw) lol
Her insta says "entrepreneur". Which is... interesting, given that the vast majority of civil servants are forbidden from exercising any other profession in France.
Implants my guy
Not always, I went to school with a girl like that. Some are definitely real.
Sacre bleu!
It’s wild that just 25 years ago, this would not likely be the reaction.
Hemlines go up and down
Preference for badonk goes up and down
A manly penis size and high-heel height are also super culturally defined