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[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 107 points 1 week ago (3 children)

There is an actual reason for this: it's because people buy other people's urine for drug tests. That little bottle has to be warm when you hand it over. I'm guessing in this case, it's a high-crime area and people have to report to their probation officers.

Just shows what a farce the whole thing is.

[–] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Also, cold piss isn't nearly as thirst quenching

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 week ago

That is the joke, yes

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Why couldn't they just use their own body heat?

Also, I'm kind of impressed they figured out how to eat it just enough to get to body temperature in a random microwave.

[–] this_1_is_mine@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The body is only 85 + or so degrees on the surface of the skin. It's not warm enough as internal temp will be 95+degrees and will be obvious it's not warm enough when they check the temp.

[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 week ago

Pro tip—stick on hand warmers and a stick on fish tank thermometer. If it’s a little too hot, just take the hand warmer off of it and wait 30 seconds until it cools to a delicious 98.6.

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They'd have to check that pretty fast or it would cool off anyways but now I just feel bad for the people whose job it is to handle the piss thermometer.

[–] bcgm3@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

In my experience, it's like a temperature-sensitive sticker on the side of the cup, that'll indicate the maximum temperature of the contents. That way it also checks for people who accidentally over-heated their fake/borrowed piss.

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Oh, that sounds way less disgusting (but still a shitty job)

[–] Hikermick@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

A buddy of mine had this job, he's got some good stories. Using packets of hand warmers to keep it warm would work better

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 3 points 1 week ago

Just store it in the balls like normal pee.

[–] dingus@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

The awkward thing is I always tend to accidentally get piss on my hands and on the outside of the cup and then you have to hand it to the worker in shame after trying to clean it with the shitty 1 ply toilet paper and them telling you that you aren't allowed to wash your hands

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Not allowed to wash your hands??? That's insane, why?

[–] dingus@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

In drug tests, they want to make sure you aren't diluting the sample for drug testing lol. Very common practice when getting a new job. They let you wash your hands after they take the sample. It's just awkward and embarrassing with your piss hands in the interim lol.

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 1 points 1 week ago
[–] obscur_e@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago (3 children)

lol why dont they use their own? are they stupid????

[–] INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone 58 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I cant tell if you are privileged enough that you have a microwave in which to heat urine, or if you have urine clean enough to pass a drug test. Either way - I'm proud of you.

[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 1 week ago

Plus, this gas station is likely very close to a PO. Heating up piss to smugle in from 20 minutes away won't likely work very well.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago (3 children)

In order to have a microwave, you need to have money. Poor people tend to lack that. Especially poor people who are also drug addicted who just want to keep out of prison or keep their job.

[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Not to mention when the court orders you to have regular drug testing done, you're on the hook for them. And they ain't exactly cheap, especially for someone making 10 bucks an hour part time.

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The whole legal system is designed to make non-wealthy people fail to rehabilitate.

[–] n0clue@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Hey now, it's designed so wealthy people don't have to rehabilitate either, so that's fair right?

[–] Sakychu@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 week ago

You have to pay for the Tests yourself?

[–] BorgDrone@lemmy.one 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It’s one microwave, how much could it cost? 1000 dollars?

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It might as well cost $1000 if you are barely scraping by.

All this tells me is you've never been inside the home of a poor person, let alone a poor person who is also suffering from addiction. If they have a home at all.

[–] LandedGentry@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)
[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

This just tells me you've never been inside the house of a poor person. If you think they have a tv at all.

[–] LandedGentry@lemmy.zip 0 points 1 week ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)
[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] LandedGentry@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 3 days ago)
[–] seven_phone@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I think oftentimes they find use of their own urine demeaning and so prefer to outsource.

[–] obscur_e@lemm.ee -3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

you seem smarter than a squid

[–] seven_phone@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

A squid is able to get through a hole.