Plot twist: his mom is the youth sweetheart of Putin from his vacations in East Germany, the break up is what turned him into a violent autocrat, her return could heal his little broken heart and make him the tsar of love and harmony.

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Space opera material

[–] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

without the space

[–] XTL@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

or opera

[–] anzo@programming.dev 1 points 4 days ago

immaterial then, but space opera nonetheless.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

If that showed up on Netflix I'd watch it

[–] zante@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 week ago

The real scoop!

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And then we sneak up and kill him. Right?

[–] oce@jlai.lu 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Nah, he manages to solve all world conflicts by funneling his stolen billions into massive communication campaigns promoting empathy, which triggers pacific transitions to peacefull democracies in all authoritarian countries.

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I want that timeline. Can we please have that timeline?

[–] sukhmel@programming.dev 1 points 1 week ago

I'm afraid it's DLC only content, and requires a lot of macro-transactions