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[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 63 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (8 children)

Male here. Is it true that sometimes farts unexpectedly head north and get lost in the caverns of the bubblegum forest?

[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 39 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Oh wait you mean forward up between the lips? Yeah but not like into the vagina, it gets up into the hair like you said and disperses from there. Also for some reason I wanna say those ones don't really smell much even. It's those hot little ones that do that but I think that happens to guys too, idk tho you tell me.

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 14 points 5 months ago

Farts are also varied for guys, I suppose depending on diet. But yeah, the hot ones are equal parts disturbing and satisfying.

[–] Sparkles@fedia.io 25 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 17 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

What did you think the Willy Wonka factory was based on? That liquid brown river wasn't chocolate.....

[–] neidu2@feddit.nl 20 points 5 months ago

I've heard these referred to as "exiting through the gift shop"

[–] Kattiydid@slrpnk.net 17 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Lost is a bit strong, it goes exploring and is politely but firmly removed by the kegal Captains.

[–] occhionaut@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

"Oh! My keys!"

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 15 points 5 months ago

Bubblegum forest

This cracked me up

[–] Zerlyna@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

Agree with sparkles.