Yeah, like I'm not even motivated enough to go to the grocery store most of the time, I'm definitely not working up the energy to pick a victim, plan a whole murder, do a whole murder, hide evidence, go home, and then do it all again later. That's basically a second job.

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 3 points 6 months ago

im glad we have the internet to distract serial killers now. imagine if you had to be home alone and bored

[–] Entropywins@lemmy.world 12 points 6 months ago

Oh, thank goodness, I thought I was a good person for a second...turns out I'm just lazy!!!

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 3 points 6 months ago

Look I'd like to go on a killing spree, but someone just uploaded an 8 hour synopsis of a kids cartoon I haven't seen decades and I must watch it.