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I was taking my daily mid-morning poop today and while I was wiping, I thought, I wonder how most people wipe.

I tend to wipe while standing up cause it's more comfortable and allows for more cheek-spreaditivity.

So, I beg the question: How does most of Lemmy wipe? Do you wipe while standing up or do you wipe while sitting down? Why?

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[–] jerryjigglemeyer@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm actually fairly fit. I just always felt more comfortable standing and wiping than sitting down

[–] theKalash@feddit.ch 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The real shit (pun intended) is having a bidet and not buying into big toilet paper.

[–] jerryjigglemeyer@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wait so with the bidet do you still wipe after the little splish sploosh or do you just air dry?

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 year ago

Ya do still use some paper to dab your bum dry. They make models with lil blow dryers in them but none of them work that well.