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Who the fuck has time for three girlfriends?
But "was killed" is literally a passive construction
turns around, secretly reaches into pocket and retrieves a brand new tomato
A-ha! The first tomato grown in space, which I definitely didn't lose, was here this whole time!
My dog:
Me: You'd tell me if a ghost was putting its balls on top of my head, wouldn't you?
Well there goes my dream of quitting my job and living in a towel fort at Bed Bath and Beyond
At my old job they had these kiosks that had a printer and would beep when they were out of paper. One of them beeped at a low pitch for some reason. It always reminded me of old computer games
Now plate it up on a toilet seat or some shit.
EINER
Honestly I'm probably just going to keep mining the 60s-00s for music like I always have. Now that I have a job and less time to find music I'll probably never run out lol
How are you supposed to be upfront about something like that without coming off as rude?