z500

joined 2 years ago
[–] z500@startrek.website 12 points 1 year ago

How are you supposed to be upfront about something like that without coming off as rude?

[–] z500@startrek.website 1 points 1 year ago (7 children)

Who the fuck has time for three girlfriends?

[–] z500@startrek.website 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But "was killed" is literally a passive construction

[–] z500@startrek.website 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

turns around, secretly reaches into pocket and retrieves a brand new tomato

A-ha! The first tomato grown in space, which I definitely didn't lose, was here this whole time!

[–] z500@startrek.website 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My dog:
Me: You'd tell me if a ghost was putting its balls on top of my head, wouldn't you?

[–] z500@startrek.website 29 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Well there goes my dream of quitting my job and living in a towel fort at Bed Bath and Beyond

[–] z500@startrek.website 235 points 1 year ago (10 children)
[–] z500@startrek.website 5 points 1 year ago

At my old job they had these kiosks that had a printer and would beep when they were out of paper. One of them beeped at a low pitch for some reason. It always reminded me of old computer games

[–] z500@startrek.website 1 points 1 year ago

Now plate it up on a toilet seat or some shit.

[–] z500@startrek.website 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] z500@startrek.website 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (8 children)

Honestly I'm probably just going to keep mining the 60s-00s for music like I always have. Now that I have a job and less time to find music I'll probably never run out lol

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