xkbx

joined 1 year ago
[–] xkbx@startrek.website 3 points 1 month ago

Ceremorphosis, eh?

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 5 points 1 month ago

Don’t dip it in the wax don’t dip it in the wax don’t dip it in the wax don’t dip it in the wax don’t dip it in the wax don’t dip it in the wax don’t dip it in the wax don’t dip it in the wax unzips “sir please leave”

ಠ_ಠ

my face when

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 15 points 1 month ago

Good god man think of the fruitarians

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 5 points 1 month ago

Quench thyself with water, for thine lips are cracked and parched. Do not lick thine lips, ye ass who possesseth dry and cracked lips, with thine tongue belonging to such a dry and cracked lip-having egg!

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That hook has the strength of twenty smaller hooks of 1/20th strength

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 7 points 2 months ago

Maybe I’m just ignorant, but this title feels like someone said “EA are making a chess-style Basketball game inspired by Football”

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 24 points 2 months ago

Ah shit I fumbled the quote

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 88 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Does this look like a man who had… ALL he could eat?

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I’m definitely gonna try the iOS app out, I hope you find the droids you’re looking for

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 56 points 2 months ago (2 children)

but like what if we really hated other people based on superficial traits and stuff? That could be kinda cool

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Fun fact, when bugs do this, it’s called conglobating

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 5 points 2 months ago

Have you tried flinging your own feces

I find it to be… flings a type 3

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