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IoT is missing all the features I hate, but they can usually be installed manually if desired.

I’m holding out till 2032 for Linux by which time I will be dead or ready to switch.

I was one of those cool 90’s kids who hated Clippy, and I am still just as immature.

With actual headlines like this, how is The Onion still in business?

As an Internet person with absolutely no knowledge or experience in finance, I can professionally guarantee you that Kanye West’s crypto coin “Yeezy Money” is not a good investment and you should not purchase it.

I mean Jesus fucking Christ.

Yes, purchase legitimately from Microsoft with a genuine Microsoft license key from Microsoft because software piracy is wrong and totally not justified in the face of abusive software monopolies.

I recommend Windows 10 IoT Enterprise LTSC, which is supported until 2032 and has never required me to update my fucking clock or calculator, never crashed my SSD, and never randomly encrypted my hard drive and lost the recovery keys! And, there’s no OneDrive, Copilot, Recall, Cortana, Clippy, or whatever else Microsoft’s cocaine addled executives have come up with this week to FUCK us.

Since thats the standard for operating systems we’re working with now, I’d say this one is pretty good!

Here’s how you can purchase your copy today!

Let’s have a really long nasty drawn out internet argument over whether it’s fifteen or fifty.

They’ve got the laser drill, now they just need 15 billion more dollars for the Unobtanium!

It’s okay, it’s not a very compelling story.

“You want some of this?” Mr. Dousten yelled, according to the affidavit…

…Mr. Dousten then fired a single shot that hit Ms. Hermosillo’s car, breaking the window of the front passenger seat where she was sitting, and striking her in the face, it said.

He “fired a shot in a random direction,” the police said in an email obtained on Wednesday. “Tragically, that bullet struck a passenger in an uninvolved vehicle.”

…Ms. Hermosillo’s partner drove her to the hospital, where she was pronounced dead, the police said.”

This is unbelievably sad. Can you imagine what her partner must have gone through? They’ll be haunted by this for the rest of their life. Her family is crushed. She was 27.

How is it that someone so out of control of their emotions that they carry a loaded gun and wave it carelessly during traffic confrontations is able to access firearms?

Let’s create a real hell, fund it, and send him there for the rest of his life.

It’s MY doody, and it’s a BIG one!

Well, he’s dead now so you have nothing to fear.