Then shot himself in the foot handing it over.
"The radical left did it!!"
Then shot himself in the foot handing it over.
"The radical left did it!!"
Congrats! When's the wedding?
It's not surprising that Starbucks joined but I didn't know about REI. What the hell, REI!
Are we putting it on the castoreum shelf or the one with the big lump of ambergris?
He is definitely losing supporters. I know a postal carrier in one of the worst red states and after both recent debates she's been seeing longstanding trump flags and bumper stickers disappear from houses on her route.
Magazines cost $14 now!
If it's an Anti-woke uniform I imagine it'll have a vinyl window over the crotch so everyone can see that you're going into the bathroom that matches your genitalia. And of course it'll have a flame thrower so you can burn all the books. You'll probably need the skin color chart from Family Guy; better add grey and green on there to identify the extra-terrestrial aliens. Don't forget your shoes must have heels because all the best Anti-woke crusaders wear heels!
Hmm, what else...
RESIST ALIEN SOCK THEFT! Use a mesh bag to keep all your socks together in the washer. Human sock retention is everyone's responsibility!
Dan Foreman can go with him.
Atmospheres with frickin atom bombs attached to their heads!
What's the Thai flag doing in the background?