tektite

joined 6 months ago
[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 2 points 9 hours ago

What's the Thai flag doing in the background?

[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 10 points 1 day ago

Then shot himself in the foot handing it over.

"The radical left did it!!"

[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Congrats! When's the wedding?

[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

It's not surprising that Starbucks joined but I didn't know about REI. What the hell, REI!

[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 week ago

Are we putting it on the castoreum shelf or the one with the big lump of ambergris?

[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 39 points 1 week ago (4 children)

He is definitely losing supporters. I know a postal carrier in one of the worst red states and after both recent debates she's been seeing longstanding trump flags and bumper stickers disappear from houses on her route.

[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Magazines cost $14 now!

[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If it's an Anti-woke uniform I imagine it'll have a vinyl window over the crotch so everyone can see that you're going into the bathroom that matches your genitalia. And of course it'll have a flame thrower so you can burn all the books. You'll probably need the skin color chart from Family Guy; better add grey and green on there to identify the extra-terrestrial aliens. Don't forget your shoes must have heels because all the best Anti-woke crusaders wear heels!

Hmm, what else...

[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

RESIST ALIEN SOCK THEFT! Use a mesh bag to keep all your socks together in the washer. Human sock retention is everyone's responsibility!

[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 week ago

Dan Foreman can go with him.

[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 week ago

Atmospheres with frickin atom bombs attached to their heads!

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