shittydwarf

joined 8 months ago
[–] shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago

Service guarantees citizenship!

[–] shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com -1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No joke I am 40% certain Lonestar went onto star in this viral video the timeline and location line up

[–] shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

East coast Canadian girl who had never left Nova Scotia.

[–] shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 166 points 2 months ago (18 children)
[–] shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Just completely random

[–] shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 2 months ago (3 children)

He had the hots for her but I guess that doesn't really count

[–] shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 80 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (13 children)

My ex-girlfriend worked at a restaurant and they had an annual staff party which was just a house party at the manager's house. When we opened the door and started taking our shoes off one of the new server girls was shouting at the manager "Don't call me Lonestar!" and he was like "Yeah whatever Lonestar" and she screamed at the top of her lungs "DON'T CALL ME FUCKING LONESTAR!!!" and shoved him hard, he fell backwards and landed on his ass and she screamed a battle cry and started punching holes in the drywall, busting up her knuckles and bleeding everywhere. We put our shoes back on and just left. She got fired

[–] shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 months ago

Get wrecked hoser!

[–] shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Sorry America

[–] shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 37 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Pretty disrespectful for the voters in that riding..

[–] shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I'm not sure how big your beard was but in the past when I've shaved after having a larger one for a long time I get a little bit of body dysmorphia about my chin, it feels like it's missing

 
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Went for a jog yesterday (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/dull_mens_club@lemmy.world
 

I've been lifting weights consistently for a couple years and consider myself to be in good shape. It's time to come off the winter bulk and I figured that starting up jogging would be an easy way to improve my conditioning and start dropping some weight, so I went out for my first jog yesterday after work.

The experience was humbling, it was shocking. In my youth I was an avid runner but have been out of it for a long time, I could not believe how difficult it was running while carrying this extra weight! For anyone else going through the same thing, hang in there

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submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/voyagerapp@lemmy.world
 

It seems like the feed bottoms out after displaying 49 posts, where previously you could doom scroll continuously. Anyone else notice this happening? Feed is "All" sorted by "Hot"

Edit: Turned it off and on a few times and it seems to be working again

 
 
 

If you have decided to make your New Year's resolution about fitness, this post is for you.

Dr. Mike just dropped a great video on how to succeed in getting and staying in shape instead of crashing and burning like most resolutioners in the gym this January

But shittydwarf, how does it all work? Where do I start? The fitness wiki got you bro.

Tldr: Get on a beginner lifting program, stay consistent, make small adjustments to your life for the first three months and then come back and we'll talk about doing more / getting completely yoked. Don't bite off more than you can chew, but do get active

 

Just a routine check. They put stickers on your chest and your legs and make you lay down for about a minute

 
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I have no memory of this (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/science_memes@mander.xyz
 
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