samus12345

joined 2 years ago
[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

In the year 252525

The backwards time machine still won't have arrived

In all the world, there's only one technology

A rusty sword for practicing proctology

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Why? Biden didn't put him in there.

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

Usually only if I'm sick, so I can see how transparent the snot is.

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago

The author appears to erroneously think that regular people who watch movies are most responsible for climate change, as opposed to corporations.

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Presumably all time travel devices, spells, etc. compensate for that. If someone figured out how to travel to the past, calculating where the planet was at the time should be easy by comparison.

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

They don't call it flaming for nothing!

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

Yup, much better to let a foreign evil government have your data than the local evil government that actually has control where you live.

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 8 points 1 month ago

It's like what Trump would do if he were younger and cared about video games.

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And how do you know they're not taking a shit?

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